itsalwayssunny:

Mac: The poison’s so thick! OHHH!!
Dee: This hallway’s really bad!
Mac: THERE HE IS! RUN! GET HIM! FRANK!
Dee: FRANK!
Mac: WHERE ARE THE TICKETS!? WHERE ARE THE TICKETS!?
Frank: Leave me here to die!
Dee: NO, C’MON, WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN TICKETS!?
Frank: I don’t know, I can’t find ‘em! I left ‘em… on the coffee table.. THE BUG BOMB BASTARDS TOOK THEM!

itsalwayssunny:

(via yourdealer)

If my tolerance for stupidity was [a lot] lower, I would totally marry Charlie.

itsalwayssunny:

Dee: Coach! Hi. Hi there. Cole. Cole Armstrong. Three time All American. Fastest sprinter in five counties. Coach, would you like us to stand when you address us or do you prefer we take a knee?
The Coach: I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!!!
Dee: Okay. I’ll take a knee.

It really stresses me out that I did not experience. But I’m being serious.

itsalwayssunny:

Glenn Howerton meets WHY?’s Yoni Wolf.

Dennis and Yoni, this is too fucking good.

jacobmooty:peasforeveryone:drunkymcgamblingproblem:

Favorite Food: Milk Steak

Hobby: Magnets

Likes: Ghouls

Dislikes: People’s Knees

itsalwayssunny:

Charlie: I’m so sorry, dude. I don’t know what happened, man. It’s like we lit the chairs and there must have been a glaze on the wicker or something. ‘Cause, like… we passed out instantly.
Dennis: Some sort of a poison glaze.

itsalwayssunny:

monkeyknifefight:

Mac: I want my 35 cents back. Charlie, give him the pear.
Charlie: I can’t, I just ate it.
Mac: The whole thing?
Charlie: Yeah, it was pretty gross.
Mac: The stem and then the core and the…
Charlie: You didn’t tell me not to eat the stem!
Mac: Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?!
Charlie: Yeah, it was GROSS.
Mac: Of course, it’s gross; it’s a sticker!
Charlie: I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME, DUDE.

Such a hilarious episode, oh my godddd.

itsalwayssunny:

Liam: We be cool. We’re even now. Bump it.

Love them so much.

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